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[11 Jun 2005|02:10am]
Holy hell. If I hadn't seen Radiohead twice, LCD Soundsystem might be my #1 or #2 favorite gig ever. It was totally worth waiting like 2 years for them to finally play a show I could get into. James Murphy is the most awesome guy with a beer gut ever and his band rocks insanely hard. I've never danced so much at a show before...which is partially because generally, there's no room to move in a pushy crowd full of idiots. This one was great and I had tons of space to groove. For once, all the sweat soaking my shirt was actually my own.

In sum: go see this band if you get the chance, you will not regret it!

Pics tomorrow, if any of them turned out ok.

Peace out.
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[02 May 2005|09:30pm]
sweet sweet riiiiideCollapse )
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[24 Apr 2005|01:31am]
And you thought I never updated!
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[17 Apr 2005|10:05am]
Some pictures from the fucking mind-blowing An Albatross/Melt Banana show at the Vox Populi. They're in reverse order, and there's firetrucks/police cars at the end because there was a false-alarm fire and we all had to evactuate anyway. It was pretty hilarious, looking back, and it was at the very end of Melt Banana's set anyway. It gave me time to chat with An Albatross outside, too.

Anyway, without further ado:
http://photobucket.com/albums/v228/click_bang/meltalbatross/
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[27 Mar 2005|11:29am]
Need I say more?
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[11 Feb 2005|11:58pm]
I thought this was pretty clever...

Step 1: Put your media player on random
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 30 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the ones people have guessed already.


1. You came to see a rock show! A big gigantic cock show!
2. No more beating my brains with liquor and drugs
3. Now cover girl, your cover up drips like dairy
4. I tell you I want you, I tell you I need you
5. Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back and I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
6. I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know
7. I'm rhyming on the top of a cop car, I'm a rebel and my .44 pops far
8. My whole life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room.
9. I got a greeting, can't say what it's all about, but my middle finger is gonna carry it out.
10. Electrical banana is gonna be a sudden craze
11. We are trapped, make it violent, the most bright, I'm assuming
12. I walk on my hands for you, baby
13. I don't understand why everyone keeps calling us sluts. Me neither, I'm a good girl. Me too! I just went to church the other day
14. Put on sunday shoes and dance round the room to accordion keys with the needle that sings in your heart, catching signals that sound in the dark
15. I'll show you the ropes, kid, show you the ropes
16. The interior like suicide-wrist red
17. Knees up to her chest, she could care less
18. You shine away, I'll be coming for you anyway
19. Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice, luring disco dollies to a life of vice
20. It�s my wife and it�s my life, because a mainer to my vein leads to a center in my head
21. We are the engines pumping out children strangled by static from the noisy sun
22. Put your crystal's under my pillow
23. Vampire grandpa!
24. I used to think that love was just infatuation followed by attatchment to the situation
25. Don't wanna deal, don't wanna feel, no two the same, no two with the same name
26. Bang your head against the wall, we won't go away
27. Telling the future to come in the back door, tell all the stars that these stars are no more
28. Like bringing a knife to a gun fight
29. No need for those it's all over your clothes, it's all over your face, it's all over your nose
30. Everybody in his or her own life needs a hobby, fills the voids that work and rent create
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WHOO HA! [21 Jan 2005|04:55pm]
new screen name, I dunno why...I like to change often...

trashxflavored
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[16 Jan 2005|09:33pm]
I know I don't write in here much...but I just heard 2 tracks off the new (unreleased) Mars Volta album and they were so great I had to post. L'Via L'Viaquez makes my head want to explode, in a good way.

Anyone else heard this stuff? Whoaaaa. I can't wait to buy this thing and listen to it all the way through, in the dark, really loud.
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[25 Dec 2004|09:48am]
AHAHAHAHHAA! There's a Modest Mouse song on the latest KIDZ BOP album! Serves those boring fucks right. Does anyone else think that's the most hilarious thing ever?

Oh yeah, Merry Christmas bitches.
Today - family stuff
Tomorrow - California!! and lots of sex.

Later!
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[17 Nov 2004|03:58pm]
Anyone need some porn/cigarettes? Today I'm legal.
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[13 Nov 2004|11:45pm]
Oh noez, it seems that fat motherfucker ODB died. Maybe it was from all the drugs and fried chicken, eh? Well, I guess being dead is better than living on your mother's couch on house arrest.

That said...I almost liked the guy.
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[03 Nov 2004|04:50pm]
So, Bush wants to earn the support of the almost 50% of people who hate him?
Here's my awesome idea...
America splits into two countries.
The people from Cali and Oregon and Washington, as well as Illinois and Wisconsin, can move over to the East Coast where everyone from North Carolina on down who supports will be shipped to the midwest.
So the midwesterners can have Bush as they're leader, and re-enstate slavery or whatever else they want to do, and the rest of us can have Kerry, or another liberal president.

Don't comment telling me how retarded that idea is, it's not like I think it's going to happen. I just wish...
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[03 Nov 2004|06:36am]
The election isn't quite over but I'm not going to get my hopes up...

All I have to say is, I hope all the people who voted for Bush have children with severe retardation from the mercury Bush allows to be dumped in the ocean. I hope you have gay children who are then denied any rights. I hope you get a debilitating disease which can't be cured without stem cell research. I hope you or your children get drafted to Iraq. I hope someone you love gets raped and wants an abortion but can't get one. and I hope your jobs get outsourced to India!

Good riddance.
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[02 Nov 2004|07:13am]
If I were old enough to vote, I would...but I'm not...
So instead I must encourage all of you who can: go vote!!

and preferably not for Bush!
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[30 Oct 2004|01:17am]
I think Bill Maher would be an awesome president...
and Jon Stewart should be vice.
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[12 Oct 2004|09:15pm]
[ mood | excited ]

I got Crimes today.
Oh my, I thought I loved the Blood Brothers before, but this is eargasmic. and lyrically, SO interesting. Extended metaphors rock my ass.

Go buy it, now!!!!!

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[08 Oct 2004|11:38pm]
Bush got pwn3d, x2.

There are three types of people who vote for Bush, I've realized:

-Those so rich they don't care about the war or the environment or civil rights because they're going to get their huge tax cut.
-Clueless hicks who like guns and killing brown people.
-Religious fundamentalist freaks.
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[29 Sep 2004|09:20pm]
POOR POOR ANOUCK! SHE'S ONLY 22!
Spencer and I are going to see Whirlwind Heat soon. ROCKIN. They're with TV on the Radio, who I think are pretty neat too. The Heat will pwn the show, of course. MOOG POWER.

Manson is touring again. I'd better tell my dad!!
Personal Jesus is hawt. Gah, sometimes I'm still an industrial-glam-goth-pop fan at heart.

Psychology time! The class is interesting aside from my rambling, repetitive teacher. Thus I need to actually teach myself the material with the book sometimes.
I'm off!
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[27 Sep 2004|04:45pm]
Whoa, what's this? An update? Yeah...you know I'm bored :-P
It's not that I don't read my friends page anymore. I still do. So, thanks to all of you who kept me on their list.

School has been going frighteningly well...
I hate Physics but it's not really my teachers fault that it's a god-awful subject.
My English teacher, La, is the shit. She's so wise, but not too full of herself. She's still got a great sense of humor. This just what I needed after last year's structured approach courtesy of Susan Stewart...who I have to admit taught me a good deal about bluebook writing, if anything.

And now, because I don't know what else to write:

.::| B.A.S.I.C.S |::.
Name:: Melyssa
Middle Name:: Sarah. I wish it were cooler.
NickName(s):: Bumpy, Fluffybear, Boopychunk
Age:: 17 and a lot
Birthday:: 11-17-86

.::| F.A.V.O.R.I.T.E.S |::.
Band:: Radiohead, Blood Brothers
Song:: It changes all the time...right now: Death From Above 1979 - Romantic Rights
Food:: Japanese
Animal:: Doggies!
Word:: Poopy
Color:: Pink, black, silver, blue
Shape:: Star
Number:: 34982584735943
Letter:: Y
State:: CA or MA
Holiday:: Halloween!
Quote:: I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Person:: Ry

.:: P.I.C.K...O.N.E ::.
Cat, Dog, or Squirrel:: Dooooogie
Love or Hate:: Love
Coke or Pepsi:: Root Beer
Black or White:: Blackackackack
Purple or Gray:: Purple

.::| R.A.N.D.O.M |::.
Do you like llamas?: I like Tina from Napoleon Dynamite
Do you eat bananas?: No, I try but I never like them
If you were a tree, what kind would you be?: Wha?!
Do you watch talk shows?: Um, if you count the Daily Show and Real Time with Bill Maher
Are you in love?: Yes
Do you think dust bunnies will eat you?: Dust bunnies just make me sneeze >.<

.::| H.A.V.E...Y.O.U...E.V.E.R |::.
Eaten squid... and liked it?: Yuck, no!
Liked one of your close friends?: I like all my friends
Shoved a battery in your ear?: Stop giving me ideas!
Had sex?: Yes
Met someone famous?: Yes
Talked to a random stranger?: Yeah, it's called school/concerts :-P
Fallen in love?: Yes
Killed your evil uncle?: I don't have one...
Stolen merchandise from a store?: Yes
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